[ 232. The One With Last Day of School ]

oh today marks the end of tutorials and lectures in my JC life... we saw all our tutors for the last time... busy copying away the answers to questions we attempted long time ago... lol. oh ya my pd tutor smiled and greeted me today. i was stunned so i juz smiled... is it because its the last day of school?

during GP was so stressful... he came to me and analysed my answers... say i not following closely to the passage... muz be detailed in my answers... getting louder each time he said something. i mean if i am gd at it, my GP already A1 liao... like dat who dare to ask him...

every1 in class was broke... haf to pay so much for notes and stuff... 7 bucks for chem, 5 bucks for GP and money for present for teachers and stuff... haiz...

anyway here's a joke to liven up your day... sent from my dear friend... lol

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."


A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.

In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."