..:: 412. The One With Garfield 2 ::..

yup went to watch garfield 2 with my sis. very short movie... light-hearted movie. nothing super funny, it's just cute. needless to say more.

lucky i watched silent hill in taiwan... not much censorship.

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frm post no. 378. something trashy i decided to dish out in case you guys missed it. this clubbing trip was dated in dec 2005. how time flies.

firstly, there was this group of 4 who was under the neon board which i was unfortunately pushed near to. This look-at-my-huge-arm guy stretched his hand and put on the ledge, sort of to corner off a space for another lady to dance. Can picture it? Most of the time i was dancing with his arm rubbing against my back. His hand would occasionally elbow me. btw huge did not even mean muscular, was trying to figure out a term to describe a zillion-layer-lipid arm. what was unacceptable was that the guy and girl were not even dancing. Felt like saying 'hey, parking lot is outside'.

secondly, there was this couple dancing next to me. The guy was stretching out his hand which looked like he was protecting his girlfriend. Also, that guy almost fought with another guy cos he bumped into his gf. Firstly, could he have done it more professionally, hey, it is a dance floor not some mrt trains or lifts? He could have just hug his girlfriend? whatever it is, i feel that if you want to bring your girlfriend out to club especially, you have to face the fact that she might be touched, pushed or whatever. If she is delicate like your tofu, u might as well stay at home or go selegie road there drink the famous dao huay zui (soya bean milk).

This led me to the third weird encounter. If i dare to club, i must be prepared to face a huge crowd and get constantly pushed around. I was dancing on the spot, i must emphasise, this time i was not making dance space cos both of my feet were on the same spot. I refused to move cos firstly, there were two ladies in front of me. secondly, if i were to move when pushed, there would even be lesser space. Some principles a dancer holds or at least me, you should always have situation awareness, first to look out and learn good dance moves, second to control your moves to prevent knocking into people and also not to look stupid with excessive vibrations. Second, never to lose your dance space. Space is your 'rice bowl' or your arena for your creativity and expression. Lose it, you will just vibrate like any other sex toy. Then you will face people pushing you, taking up your space and risk a sucky clubbing experience and sweat like crazy because of people not from dancing? No way.

This lady with her handbag was dancing and 'butt-smashing' me. haha she's messing with the wrong person man. Seriously i wasnt even fighting back, just dancing on my spot. So you cant blame me for not being a gentleman cos you must understand there are some sorry, bitches, around. She kept pushing against me, wah i unleashed liao. Sorry my 'shakira-alike-hip-thrust' is my forte for creating dance space and i'm not your typical 'wah-u-look-gd-i-will-give-you-face' guy. she was of the same height as me and a size like joscelin yeo, it was kinda challenging for me but you know the real dancer would always last. heh heh... *smirks* In the end, she screamed. I didnt even look back. Nothing much happened except she stopped butt-smashing me. yeah. mission succeeded.

So happening and the fourth one was kinda short encounter... lol. just like their height. The two 'frodo-like' girls were jumping and pushing against my back again. I refused to face them cos i cant pull my stunt cos it would be obscene. It was so much easier cos they couldnt butt-smash me, cos my BUTT was at their FACE level. I believe those two girls who looked like their faces had been door-slammed (not that i very gd looking but whatever) did not see the warning signs that my butt has been charged the night before and so going right into their heads. They tried to retaliate but seriously, did they even think they could win?

Fifth. wah, cant believe it was so happening yesterday. i finally got to create dance space. my poor friends were deprived of dance space by this group of youngsters. They were expanding their space to 'play-play' in the circle they formed. wah, i switched place with my friend and within a minute, i got more space than i wanted. oops. lol. haha.. i'm such a bastard. but i rather think i'm a survivor, i'm gonna make it...

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frm post no. 232. something to laugh about.

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.

In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."


A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.

In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.

In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

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frm post no. 356. backdated in oct 2005. the entry speaks for itself.

oh ya forgot to give some survival tips for a more enjoyable time in ZOUK.

10 rules of Zoukasutra

1. Stand near the ceiling fan
2. Never go all the way into the crowd (near neon board), you can hardly get out if you need to go toilet
3. Your feet should be as wide apart as possible without compromising your comfort (if not you wil find yourself resort to vibrating)
4. For guys try stand near girls, in any case you can resort to the lowest form of vibrating but yet find yourself grinding instead of rubbing with some 'simply-cant-dance' guys.
5. For girls, beware of guys who will grind you from the back. lol. turn and face him for best effect, under normal circumstance, he will retreat and give you space. however provided he wont ask you 'how's the air down there' *grins*
6. Work on hip thrusts (for girls: you got nothing to lose. for guys: something new other than those horrible back thrusts or rather slams)
7. The only way to create space for yourself is to stop cursing under your breath and start hip + back combi thrusts. It works ok! Sorry for those dancing around me, i bet they kena blue-black.
8. Move at the correct rhythm and not excessively. Some guys really look like they are having fits.
9. For guys: Drinks may make you high but try to keep your 'orgasmic' looks while dancing under control. A real turn-off even to the people ard u.
10. Club more! your endurance level will increase. :) It's all about having fun with your friends

esprit having discount 20% for 3 days. i got membership. any1?

tml gonna do make up for dance. lol. poor face.