oh well, couldnt sleep so i stayed up the whole night. It's been a long time since i hear tha national anthem on the radio. Don & Drew show talked about some stuff i didnt know.
like some stuff is good for your body...
beer-brain
chocolate-memory
white wine-lungs
cheese-eyes
sugar-sex
did you know david gan just got his singapore PR? and that he cant read. when i first heard of it, i was kinda shocked. Anyway he spent his christmas doing up zhang ziyi's hair for some fashion show. lol. anyway not interesting.
i thought male magazine should include tips for sex for man... as in how to please a woman, etc. and for the female magazine vice versa?
but i was wrong? totally.
From CLEO, they actually included things like dirty talk she actually wants to hear, what a woman really wants from oral sex 101. i mean why a woman wanna know all the how-to? She cant possibly DIY right? okie minus what u-and-i are thinking... Or maybe so that she can turn to that page and purposely tempt the guy to read it?
Anyway something i found amusing...
the 'no-no'
'you dirty whore, you bitch, you slut. you love it, dont you'
unless she's specifically said feeling like scum turns her on, steer clear of abusive language
'say hello to godzilla. tell me that's not the biggest dick you've ever seen'
do not call your penis names. do not ask question about sizes, you'll just get a smart-ass answer
'come here, you naughty girl. daddy wants to play'
eeew! gross! total vomit material
oh ya and the A-Z of sex. You may have one of them.
Altocalciphilia. a fetish for high heels
Basoexia. arousal from kissing
Candaulism. when two people have sex while another watches
Dogging. stems from the idea of taking your dog for a walk in order to watch people having sex in cars. in known areas, couples leave the car light on as a sign that they are keen for an audience
Erotomania. when a person develops an unreasonable love of a stranger or acquintance who isnt interested in them
Fluffer. the person responsible for getting porn stars aroused before their performance
Gynonudomania. an overwhelming compulsion to rip people's clothes off
Hermaphrodite. a person who is born with both female and male genitalia
Iconolagny. arousal from pictures or statues of nude people and pornography
Jactitation. becoming aroused by boasting about false sexual exploits to others
Knismolagnia. arousal from tickling
Lectamia. caressing in bed without coitus
Merkin. a public wig that is often used by people transexuals or transgender people
Naphephilia. arousal from touching or from being touched
Odaxelagnia. becoming aroused from biting one another
Pyrophilia. a sexual celebration involving burning
Queening. A form of domination where a woman sits on a man's head
Stigmatophilia. arousal from a partner whose body has tatoo, piercings.
Shrimping. sucking someone's toes to turn them on
Troubadours. musician poets who popularised love and chivary between 11th and 13th century
Undinism. Arousal from water or having sex in a bath tub
Vampirism. consuming the blood of one's partner for arousal (eeww)
Vanilla. the term for 'traditional', non-kinky sex
Xenophilia. becoming sexually excited by strangers, but once seduction occurs, the thrill diminished
Zielophilia. being aroused by jealousy and the rush it provides
Was surfing and saw this pic. wing cohesion day at kallang, dragonboating with platoon 1. those were the days.
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